"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails." Ward

tipe riter's owtlet
ih'sa daily scuhreem
asquen “whies aul this vahnedy,
enside uv evree tee-v.”
reyalety iz wut yue mayk uv it,
see that fikchun iz in beetween thuh linez uv thuh akts.
obe*ah*muh reedz hiz fayk skript uhlowd,
wile thuh meedee-uh cunfermz it az fakts.
bluhdee masukur continues on,
az iloominoti cawlz thuh rest uv us rawng.
free speech wil ownlee get yue so fahr,
wen akchun egzistz ownlee in sawng.